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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said? Quote:
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anonymouskitty I called her 'Thunder thighs' a couple of months after the birth of our youngest and then
and your still alive to talk about it !!
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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said?
was talking with a friend about how brutal my dreams can be, so I said to him "you should come in my head some time and see for yourself."
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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said? Quote:
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jh52 and your still alive to talk about it !!
Well she did threaten to bite it off, its still there last time i checked so alive and well yes
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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said?
*brings out list of pick up lines*
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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said? Quote:
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anonymouskitty I called her 'Thunder thighs' a couple of months after the birth of our youngest and then
OMG!
And she let you live??
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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said?
To female best friend of wife: "Can I come through your back door, please?"
The look of horror on my face when I realised what I'd said reduced them both to tears of laughter!
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"I would love to take that promotion" .
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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said?
To my fifth grade students who were fighting over yard equipment.
"ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S BALLS!"
Yea, I lost them for about 10 minutes.
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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said? Quote:
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that_girl To my fifth grade students who were fighting over yard equipment.
"ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OTHER PEOPLE'S BALLS!"
Yea, I lost them for about 10 minutes.
I teach 5th and 6th grade and I've definitely made some of those slips!!!!
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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said?
When my h and I were dating, somehow my family got to talking about HAIRY men. I said that I couldn't stand back hair and that everytime I get in a hot tub at a hotel, the "man-with-the-hairy-back" always sat right beside me, no matter what city I was in!!!
That was before I knew that my now husband has a hairy back. OOPS!
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Re: What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said?
My husband when we were dating told me while tracing his fingers along my naked body, "You have a perfect body, seriously perfect body...except for this small pooch of a stomach right here" (tracing his fingers over it).
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Trenton My husband when we were dating told me while tracing his fingers along my naked body, "You have a perfect body, seriously perfect body...except for this small pooch of a stomach right here" (tracing his fingers over it).
omfg trenton ha ha ha
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Wow. lol. Was he perfect?
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Can you imagine that this happened when I was about 20? Imagine what that pooch has turned into 17 years and 3 kids later! "You have a perfect body, somewhat seriously, besides this mountain of a pooch on your belly."
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