What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said?
Here's mine:
My wife once said to me: "If I ever start behaving like my birth mother, you WILL tell me, won't you?"
I said: "No way! If I ever do that, you'll rip my head off!"
She replied: "There's no way I would do that! I mean it! So if I ever start behaving like her if we are having an argument, you will tell me? Please?"
So you'll never guess what I did? Yes. I did tell her!
My head bounced around on the floor for a couple of minutes before I was able to find it and reattach it to my neck.
Just in time to hear something like: Rant, rant, rave, shout, yell, you rotten blank-blank-blankity-blank, blanker. Divorce! Rant rave! Sell house! Rave, rant, etc., etc., etc.
Have I ever mentioned that again? Not bloody likely!
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Joe and I were watching Grumpy Old Men and towards the end one of them was in the hospital. Everyone was crying and I was like what happened? Joe said that the one guy gave the other guy his heart. Mind you both lead characters were still alive. I was like, that is so sweet and sad! Took me a minute then I said, Hey, he can't have given him his heart, he's still alive!
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I had asked my hubby to make french toast one morning and he was. I got up a bit after he did, smelled something really good in the kitchen and asked him what he was making. He then said something in french. I was like.. what? He repeated it so i went over and looked to see what it was. After studying it for a little bit I was like.. hmm looks alot like french toast hunny. He then looked at me and was like.. "It is..." Then I replied with.. "But you said it was ... that other thing... whats the word?" So he repeats it and then explains to me that it's basically the french word for french toast... only they call it lost bread or something... lmao. Of course... I've had many of these encounters with him... He always says something in french and i end up making myself look stupid... lmao
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Originally Posted by Gaia
I had asked my hubby to make french toast one morning and he was. I got up a bit after he did, smelled something really good in the kitchen and asked him what he was making. He then said something in french. I was like.. what? He repeated it so i went over and looked to see what it was. After studying it for a little bit I was like.. hmm looks alot like french toast hunny. He then looked at me and was like.. "It is..." Then I replied with.. "But you said it was ... that other thing... whats the word?" So he repeats it and then explains to me that it's basically the french word for french toast... only they call it lost bread or something... lmao. Of course... I've had many of these encounters with him... He always says something in french and i end up making myself look stupid... lmao
Then do THIS with Google Translate!
"Rwy'n dy garu di fy unig enaid! Os gwelwch yn dda yn gwneud i mi rhai Tost Ffrangeg"
No, wait, dang it! That's Welsh. Ah, never mind it's the thought that counts!
Ah. Here's the French
"Je t'aime ma chérie! S'il vous plaît me faire un peu de pain français"
English is a bit dull in comparison to Welsh and French
"I love you my darling! Please make me some French Toast"
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Originally Posted by MattMatt
Then do THIS with Google Translate!
"Rwy'n dy garu di fy unig enaid! Os gwelwch yn dda yn gwneud i mi rhai Tost Ffrangeg"
No, wait, dang it! That's Welsh. Ah, never mind it's the thought that counts!
Ah. Here's the French
"Je t'aime ma chérie! S'il vous plaît me faire un peu de pain français"
English is a bit dull in comparison to Welsh and French
"I love you my darling! Please make me some French Toast"
lol i could do that... but maybe I'll just start saying stuff in spanish ..... would love to see him scratch his head for once and be like.. huh??? lmao
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A couple weeks ago, I was telling my husband he needs to be more of a "Son of a B" in bed.... I sometimes argue with him how I want him to be more aggressive .....let me see a little Bad Boy in him....(he is a through & through sensual lover)... it never gets me anywhere anyhow it seems, but when I get in that mood, I run with it.... I got a little carried away...getting into measuring how much of a "Son of a B" he can work his way up into being...
....then we just started laughing about it -realizing how rediculous I was sounding.
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I called her 'Thunder thighs' a couple of months after the birth of our youngest and then
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My head bounced around on the floor for a couple of minutes before I was able to find it and reattach it to my neck.
Just in time to hear something like: Rant, rant, rave, shout, yell, you rotten blank-blank-blankity-blank, blanker. Divorce! Rant rave! Sell house! Rave, rant, etc., etc., etc.
Have I ever mentioned that again? Not bloody likely!
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What is the stupidest, daftest thing you ever said? 
