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The longest car trip that I have ever taken was driving west, into the sun, in Texas.
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lovesherman Of course, we are happy to take their tourist dollars while we make snide remarks about them!
All whilest they wipe their butts on the one-dollar bills!
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lovesherman The longest car trip that I have ever taken was driving west, into the sun, in Texas.
Sunday through Wednesday I put 1300 miles on the office car and never left the state. That stretch of 287 between Fort Worth and Amarillo? Just damn.
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lovesherman The longest car trip that I have ever taken was driving west, into the sun, in Texas.
Ah, you know the old saying...
The sun has riz
The sun has set
And here we iz
In Texas yet...
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lovesherman The longest car trip that I have ever taken was driving west, into the sun, in Texas.
I know what you mean! You can leave Aggieland early in the the morning and still not make El Paso or Amarillo by nightfall!
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Now that I have posted several jokes about Texas, I have to say that I love Corpus Christi, San Antonio, and Austin. The people that I met there were warm, welcoming, and generous with their time.
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arbitrator Ol Guv. Goodhair pretty much makes "W" look like a Rhoades Scholar!
And would richly make Clayton "Claytie" Williams look like a Nobel laureette and grand statesman!
God, do I miss Ann Richards! Rest in peace, sweetheart!
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Runs like Dog Also, which half baked dystopian nightmare did your urban planners come from? Your highway system is designed for a city of 100 million people and it's un-navigable
Austin was designed and planned to be a mid-sized city. If all the yankees, damn Californians, people who cry about the heat, and people who complain about the Texans would go back to where they came from, it would be again.
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(I really don't like hotlinking btw, is there another way to put a saved image into a comment?)
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My, oh my looks like the civil war's alive and well there pas?
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arbitrator God, do I miss Ann Richards! Rest in peace, sweetheart!
There aren't too many people who could make "poor George" into 17 or 18 syllables.
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Kathryn, people were saying that exact same thing when I moved here in 1977.
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GTdad Sunday through Wednesday I put 1300 miles on the office car and never left the state. That stretch of 287 between Fort Worth and Amarillo? Just damn.
And those stretches between Victoria and Corpus Christi or Kingsville and Harlingen ain't exactly picnics either! Late at night, you're just a sitting target to get hit by some big-assed deer!
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(I really don't like hotlinking btw, is there another way to put a saved image into a comment?)
Darlin': Whatcha doin' taking pictures along IH-10 in Orange County? Better keep your eyes on the road!
Actually, that particular sign is not quite a mile or so from my turn off to Little Cypress-Mauriceville, where I have to travel to annually to ref one of their football games. Now that's just a long damn way to go to have to blow whistles and throw flags at people!
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Arb, LOL -- my family is from Orange and Bridge City. God help me...
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