06-30-2012, 03:59 PM
Join Date: Feb 2011
| | Re: The Make Fun of Texans Thread
Bergstom airport. Me traveling on a fistful of one way tickets, haven't shaved in a few days, wearing IDF Para t-shirt with acharai l'atza chanim blazoned across in Hebrew, dirty khakis, desert boots
small wonder got pulled out of line for 'special attention' which included having some yokel mouthbreather tell me me to undo my belt right there so he can feel around inside my pants, around and under my balls etc....
Old guy native Texan, cowboy hat, white belt matching shoes shambles by telling me "Yuh can never be too sure yuh know".
"F^ck you grandpa I will beat you to death with my shoe right here."