[In_The_Wind]

Originally Posted by Dollystanford

Is it true that you can kill me if I steal your lawnmower
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Hell ya
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[In_The_Wind]

Originally Posted by arbitrator

Ol Guv. Goodhair pretty much makes "W" look like a Rhoades Scholar!

He is a moron
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[In_The_Wind]

Originally Posted by larry.gray

Texas has fire ants, rattlesnakes, giant hail, tornadoes, hurricanes, droughts, and giant range fires.

Oregon has liberals.

Scorpions trantulas Brown recluse coral snakes killer bees and a lot of oil

I think Texas one that one.

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[Runs like Dog]

Bergstom airport. Me traveling on a fistful of one way tickets, haven't shaved in a few days, wearing IDF Para t-shirt with acharai l'atza chanim blazoned across in Hebrew, dirty khakis, desert boots

small wonder got pulled out of line for 'special attention' which included having some yokel mouthbreather tell me me to undo my belt right there so he can feel around inside my pants, around and under my balls etc....

Old guy native Texan, cowboy hat, white belt matching shoes shambles by telling me "Yuh can never be too sure yuh know".

"F^ck you grandpa I will beat you to death with my shoe right here."

[F-102]

Here's one I saw written on a bathroom wall in Houston airport:

"Here I sit
Bendin' and flexin'
Givin' birth
To another Texan"