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Old 06-29-2012, 01:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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well, this one is almost too easy, isn't it?

C'mon, let us have it! (We generally deserve it...)
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Howdy, i was a wonderin' iffn you could tell me where the rodeo's a gonna be and what's the dadgum difference between a bull and heifer?
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Oh, you shouldn't give me a straight line like that, kitty!
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Is it true that you can kill me if I steal your lawnmower
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Howdy, i was a wonderin' iffn you could tell me where the rodeo's a gonna be and what's the dadgum difference between a bull and heifer?
Yup... The HEIFER is the one you chase in the field, the BULL is the one that chases you....
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Yep. I can kill you pretty much anytime I want. Specially if you are not white.
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They got grass in texas?
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Yep. I can kill you pretty much anytime I want. Specially if you are not white.
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So I'm realizing that I'm easily side-tracked, and seem to have a story for everything... You may want to have me banned for being disruptive to the flow of threads....

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what's the dadgum difference between a bull and heifer?
I *MUST* share this though!

So, my brother is watching PBR, and my other brother's GF says, "Are all the bulls they ride male?"
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oh Yanks y u crack me up all the time
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StatusQ, he should start drinking PBR instead of watching it...
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Austin

Home of the JJ Pickle Center and 37 1/2 street. And if I'm not mistaken the world's largest colony of urban bats.

Also, which half baked dystopian nightmare did your urban planners come from? Your highway system is designed for a city of 100 million people and it's un-navigable
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StatusQ, he should start drinking PBR instead of watching it...
Do they still make PBR?
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OMG!!!

is that a man or a woman?
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