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~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
I cannot lie, I would be the biggest lesbian wh*re I mean after the 20 hour mark my feet would be killing me from wearing f*ck me pumps all day, my boobs would have an unnatural squeaky clean sheen, and there would be no tread left in the tunnel of love.
I'm pretty sure you're going to get a lot of the same answer btw, better make it a month that way I could get it out of my system and then settle down to just waving the goods around for free drinks and then chastising men for staring. Oh, they won't get any but it would sure be fun teasing and acting like a sl*t..... you know without actually feeling cheap.
Although getting a period would suck, but it would teach a good lesson if the shoe was on the other foot.
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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
If, for one day, you could be a member of the opposite sex....what would you do that day?
If you're a guy, and you could be a woman for ONE day....what would you do?
Ladies, if you could be a dude for ONE day, what would you do?
And yes..............I said "member" ^^^
lol I have regular guy days, why not?
First of all, I look at my body and I say, what should this body be wearing? Invariably there is some flesh exposed somewhere and heels and the red nail polish wins.
Then, there's recreation. Like last Friday I went to see a grindhouse movie, Detective Dee, and I got myself a large buttered popcorn. I ate most of it, but some of it I ate for breakfast the next day. I had ice cream for dinner. On Sunday morning I got up early to deliver newspapers. I wore my fishing hat to keep the sun out of my eyes. I hit a fox and instead of pulling over to the road and sobbing I said, ohhhh sh*t and then poor fox. I did not however swerve due to oncoming traffic. It was me or the fox. My survival instinct was strong, collateral damage was not an issue, thiings die, get over it. My date that I had lined up to go to an amusement park on the holiday evening waffled and whined. I told him he was being a pain in the ass and should let me come and pick him up and get him away from himself, that he was getting too caught up in logistics and becoming unnecessary overwhelmed. (He agreed, because his son told him he should go. lol. Whatever works.) When I went shopping I bought a beach umbrella and a pink low-slung beach chair because when I was done being a male and went back to being a chick I wanted to make sure I knew I was loved by my male persona. Points! I did not care one bit that the kids got back home late, and I even let them eat ice cream before bed. All in all I had some good male days going on. I even let myself go shopping at a thrift store and didn't complain about all the stuff I tried on or whine when I spent $54 total on a happening silk blouse, a cool tee shirt, a button down number that looked good for school (but still hot) and a hemp purse by Kathy Ireland. I watered the garden even though it was blazing hot out and I wanted to get inside and relax, because I knew that if I didn't I would hear about it from the me-b*tch later, how she'd worked so hard to plant those seeds and I didn't even care that they were drying out. I reminded myself to scrub the toilet and empty the litter box but I figured I could just do those things tomorrow, since I still had some male credits left for today for ignoring those tasks. I also noticed that there are tiger lillies in my front yard that I can cut for a bouquet for my date tomorrow. All in all, I think I was fairly successful on my male days. It does seem to be a lot of hard work. I wish I could just be camping already, but no matter. Tonight we are having a fire in the fire pit and dinner will be hot dogs and marshmallows and watermelon. I might even have a bit of wine that my guy bought for me the night before he went to the hospital with his brain hemorrhages in a coma. I would have a beer but unfortunately it went bad because I was holding on to it not having enough guy days and I had to pour it down the drain. I guess once I drink the wine I will turn back into a chick.
p.s. The author is a creative writing major and while creative is creative all of the above is true. I did forget about sleeping all Sunday afternoon, and waking up too late to take the woman to ballroom dance. Oh well, all in a guy's day. lol.
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~~~ SW ~~~
~ A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you". Her husband asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"...She replies, "It's me ... talking to the wine.
If I could be a guy for one day.... I'd make sure it's the day the baby gets born... then I'd stand there enjoying seeing my H experience labor first hand... would make him think twice before saying.. "Oh hunny we should have another!"
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If, for one day, you could..... 
I mean after the 20 hour mark my feet would be killing me from wearing f*ck me pumps all day, my boobs would have an unnatural squeaky clean sheen, and there would be no tread left in the tunnel of love. 
All in all, I think I was fairly successful on my male days. It does seem to be a lot of hard work. I wish I could just be camping already, but no matter. Tonight we are having a fire in the fire pit and dinner will be hot dogs and marshmallows and watermelon. I might even have a bit of wine that my guy bought for me the night before he went to the hospital with his brain hemorrhages in a coma. I would have a beer but unfortunately it went bad because I was holding on to it not having enough guy days and I had to pour it down the drain. I guess once I drink the wine I will turn back into a chick. 
