StatusQuo

Made perfect sense to me.... but I'm awkward anyway

heartsbeating

Thanks - I think it needed more work.
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LadyFrogFlyAway

Careful what you wish for, hb.

Under my iron fist rule, bj's would be mandatory, wifely nagging would be outlawed, and every disillusioned male in my kingdom would be required to write, "Some women are both fun and horny," one hundred zillion times on a large sheet of notebook paper, like the Evil Magician in Frosty the Snowman had to do (to find that magic ball in his stocking Christmas morn )

Everyone would be required to have the Death Dinner of Frito Chili Pie and ice-cold Coke (or Co-Cola as southern would say) once a month.

Oh, and 2nd would be my Vice.

President, that is.

Cripes, get your minds out of the gutter, people.

humanbecoming

I would sooo vote for you... Hell I will be your campaign manager, I'd even do your robocalls!

"hello, this is a call from the ladyfrog for president campaign, may I speak to someone in the household who enjoys oral sex?"

See, we would SLAY them in the polls!

WadeWilson

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LadyFrogFlyAway

I can hear the convo now.

HB~ "Yes, sir, my candidate is advocating a healthy sex life for married people. How often does your wife give you a bj?"

Callee~ "My wife won't give me a bj. She says they'e icky. And that I need to man up, and she's still pizzed about the way I folded a pair of her knickers three years ago."

HB~ "Well sir, vote for LadyFrog and she will change all that. She will personally arrive at your house with her sidekicks southern and ITW. Your wife will be ridden around and around on a Harley until dizzy while a gorgeous southern belle in six inch stilettos flings a whip over her head and yells "YA-HOO, fun's a-comin!!" a lot. Then she'll attend a closely monitored reading session of, "Meatstick Play Today~The LadyFrog Way," with a question and answer period, and live demonstration with the All-American Whopper demo model.

HB~"Sir? Sir?? Hello???

humanbecoming

That silence is ok... He just had to go grab money for a campaign donation!