07-14-2012, 12:52 AM
Join Date: Feb 2012
| | Re: IF Social Spot Tam had a T shirt saying
Originally Posted by humanbecoming
I would sooo vote for you... Hell I will be your campaign manager, I'd even do your robocalls!
"hello, this is a call from the ladyfrog for president campaign, may I speak to someone in the household who enjoys oral sex?"
See, we would SLAY them in the polls!
I can hear the convo now.
HB~ "Yes, sir, my candidate is advocating a healthy sex life for married people. How often does your wife give you a bj?"
Callee~ "My wife won't give me a bj. She says they'e icky. And that I need to man up, and she's still pizzed about the way I folded a pair of her knickers three years ago."
HB~ "Well sir, vote for LadyFrog and she will change all that. She will personally arrive at your house with her sidekicks southern and ITW. Your wife will be ridden around and around on a Harley until dizzy while a gorgeous southern belle in six inch stilettos flings a whip over her head and yells "YA-HOO, fun's a-comin!!" a lot. Then she'll attend a closely monitored reading session of, "Meatstick Play Today~The LadyFrog Way," with a question and answer period, and live demonstration with the All-American Whopper demo model.
HB~"Sir? Sir?? Hello???