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(Get the world in a love embrace...)
Biker-Babe Bit**es
I will list the very specific requirements we need for EACH babe in numbered order.
If you fit a specific requirement, respond with the corresponding number, and we will consider your application.
There will be a very stringent and demanding initiation process, Tex and Special K will fill you in on that once we have received all applications.
You will NOT have Gang names...Tex and Special K will be too busy handling Official Gang Business and being bad-asses to remember new names.
Here we go...
1. We need a babe who looks good in a full leather body-suit, and can provide us with nourishment like banana-chocolate muffins to keep our strength up.
2. A babe that communicates with small furry animals, in case we get stranded in the forest and attacked by chipmunks.
She should also have a ready supply of protein in her pockets, and cute feet.
3. We need a babe that's Angelic, and Pixie-like, and who knows how to heal wounds with Nutella for when we have to throw down and kick ass.
4. We require a babe who has lived in different parts of the Country and can speak regional dialects. If we pull into a strange town and are thirsty, we need to know if we should order a soda, a pop, or a Coke.
5. Somebody that knows Heavy Metal, so we can rock out with our C0ks out as we roll down the road.
Hang on...I need to groove again. (...get the world in a love embrace...)
I'm back.
6. Tex and Special K are crazy bad-asses...we need a babe that knows something about Mental Health to keep us from going off the edge. She should have a good knowledge of fashionable shoes, so we don't show up in a Nike Town wearing Reeboks.
7. We need a babe who knows her alcohol...if we are eating banana chocolate muffins, we need to know the proper wine to go with it. She should also have a good knowledge of boats, in case we have to ditch our bikes and get wet.
8. I feel we also need a level headed babe, someone who has had her brain checked out and looked at recently, assuring us that she is in her right mind.
9. A woman with a lot of children, one that knows the experience of childbirth, recently, is essential. If the apocalypse happens while we are on the road, we will need her to help propagate the human race.
I'm not done....more to come.
(...Fire all of your guns at once and...explode in your face
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