[Almostrecovered]

I'd figured I'd save everyone some time



pick the advice that best suits your situation:



1) Yes, he/she is cheating, divorce that skanky wh0re/asshat

2) No, threesomes are a terrible idea and will destroy your marriage, quit being such a dumbass

3) Yup, you are doomed to be sexless, sorry

4) wow, she/he is really crazy/addicted, divorce that nut job/drunk

5) no, of course your fetish isn't weird at all, now please excuse me while I go make fun of you in another thread


problems solved!!

that'll be $200 please

[Coffee Amore]

You forgot the

"Yes, your husband (or wife) is having an inappropriate friendship. You need to nip it in the bud now!"

"You LD situation isn't likely to improve without therapy or a come to Jesus moment from your spouse."

[Almostrecovered]

Originally Posted by Coffee Amore

"You LD situation isn't likely to improve without therapy or a come to Jesus moment from your spouse."

that's number 3

[Jellybeans]

Originally Posted by Coffee Amore

You forgot the

"Yes, your husband (or wife) is having an inappropriate friendship. You need to nip it in the bud now!"

Freakish because that is something that I would totally write/post. Like, word for word. Get out of my head, Coffee!

Excellent (and funny) post, AR!

[Almostrecovered]

but I'll add one


6) GNO's are the scourge of society and the root of all evil

[Jellybeans]

[Nsweet]

You also forgot.

"So your husband likes to masturbate to porn. He's still giving it to you so don't make this a serious issue."

"Your wife isn't touching you because you're A) selfish in bed or B) never turn her on. You should work on romancing her instead of trying to get a quick blowjob"

and my favorite
"You're wife is telling you exactly what she wants you to do when she b!tches. Listen to her and stop pissing her off dingus."

[larry.gray]

You left out 'man up'

[StatusQuo]

Originally Posted by Nsweet

"Your wife isn't touching you because you're A) selfish in bed or B) never turn her on. You should work on romancing her instead of trying to get a quick blowjob"

and my favorite
"You're wife is telling you exactly what she wants you to do when she b!tches. Listen to her and stop pissing her off dingus."

I'll give you the hubby's number, and you can text these to him, 'kay?

[Almostrecovered]

yeah definitely

7) Man up!!

[FrenchFry]

That's exactly what my GNOs look like every single time. ****ed up facial expressions, vomit in the air, on the girlfriend, and pictures taken mid heave in my sateen formal.

Good lord, no wonder people are so vehemently against them here. That picture has me holding my stomach right now.

8)Suck it up and have sex, otherwise your spouse is going to divorce you because you deserve it for not having sex.

[anchorwatch]

Originally Posted by Almostrecovered

I'd figured I'd save everyone some time



pick the advice that best suits your situation:



1) Yes, he/she is cheating, divorce that skanky wh0re/asshat

2) No, threesomes are a terrible idea and will destroy your marriage, quit being such a dumbass

3) Yup, you are doomed to be sexless, sorry

4) wow, she/he is really crazy/addicted, divorce that nut job/drunk

5) no, of course your fetish isn't weird at all, now please excuse me while I go make fun of you in another thread


problems solved!!

that'll be $200 please

Oh soooo right! If there was a cash slot in laptops, you'd be rich.

[larry.gray]

Originally Posted by Almostrecovered

yeah definitely

7) Man up!!

It worked for me!

[larry.gray]

Originally Posted by FrenchFry

8)Suck it up and have sex, otherwise your spouse is going to divorce you because you deserve it for not having sex.

I think more often the warning is that he'll cheat on you.

And I'll add, no you don't deserve it. But if your spouse is unhappy eventually they'll say enough.

Especially women. Once they decide to go they are gone and there will be no winning them back.

[that_girl]

Also, "If you think there is a problem, there probably IS. Stop double guessing yourself!"