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Old 08-20-2012, 05:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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She said: "Oooh! Oh... God! Oh God! oh! oh!"

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Grays will even do exact voice mimicry, so I would forego entertaining guests at home from now on.....

I'm imagining the lull in the conversation when your Wifes voice clearly starts with the "oh god", and then the Tarzan yell comes out distinctly in your voice

Run the vacuum near the bird cage from now on when you get amourous
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I had an ecclectus one time thay started making those loving sounds...... Was embarrassing. Thank god the kids were too young to understand at the time.
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Grays will even do exact voice mimicry, so I would forego entertaining guests at home from now on.....

I'm imagining the lull in the conversation when your Wifes voice clearly starts with the "oh god", and then the Tarzan yell comes out distinctly in your voice

Run the vacuum near the bird cage from now on when you get amourous
Twas my voice! I am very vocal!
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A friend in high school had a parrot that deftly mimicked both the microwave and the smoke alarm.
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A friend in high school had a parrot that deftly mimicked both the microwave and the smoke alarm.
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Ours does the Wii machine and the Microwave, too.
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Good thing we don't have a bird then. Hubby would be hearing his name a lot more than usual!
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I'm imagining the CWI thread....

"I heard her having sex with someone, but by the time I got in the house he was gone, and she was in the living room folding laundry acting all innocent"
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She said: "Oooh! Oh... God! Oh God! oh! oh!"

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Was she praying................or faking an orgasm?
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Was she praying................or faking an orgasm?
Matt said that's his line...

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Our feather who are in heron owl-led be thy name, thy penguin come thy swallow done in dirt as it in melon.
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We had an African grey at one time. His greatest accomplishment was mimicking a couple of mating cats. Of course, he could do that at the worst possible times.
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She said: "Oooh! Oh... God! Oh God! oh! oh!"

Oh.
That`s the worst part about being an atheist.

I have no one to call out to during orgasm.
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That`s the worst part about being an atheist.

I have no one to call out to during orgasm.
"ooh Stephen Hawking, ooh Stephen Hawking"


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