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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 05-13-2013, 07:09 AM Thread Starter
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The " Sad Cat " Diary.

Anybody else seen this?

I almost died laughing!

The Sad Cat Diary, " Dear Diary.."

"...Dear diary , my food dish is now only half full. It is obvious that I would soon starve to death.I have repeatedly tried to draw attention to my predicament with the authorities ,but they are clearly either deaf , stupid or just cruel....
This may be my last entry
..."

I never knew cats had it that bad.
If you're having a stressful / bad day, then definitely ,
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Re: The " Sad Cat " Diary.

I only know the text version, my favorite entry,

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird on the other hand has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue. (something akin to mole speak) and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...

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I have vomitted 3 times in protest....

LMFAO - I had to pause it 12 seconds in cuz I had a cat like that!!
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Re: The " Sad Cat " Diary.

When the authorites poop, I have tried to poop in the bathtub or litter box as a show of solidarity...

My f'ng cats do this. I can't stop laughing. Thanks CM.
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I have vomitted 3 times in protest....

LMFAO - I had to pause it 12 seconds in cuz I had a cat like that!!
What gets me in the entire dialogue is the passive aggressive tone.

I like the part where he says that he only expects two rubs exactly from the authorities. A third one and I would " bite the sh!t of of them ,* as per protocol. * "

I once had a cat like that.
He didn't like too much petting , he bit and scratched me once.
I finally got the message.

I know there are dog psychologist and horse whisperers.
But what do you call a professional who deals with these type of cat issues?

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Hilarious!! We have two spoiled brat cats and can relate to many things in that video!
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Re: The " Sad Cat " Diary.

I saw this on FB the other day and I laughed till I had stomach cramps and tears running down my face!!!

I swear I am a cat born in a human body....


Best cat video of all time!!!!

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Hilarious!! We have two spoiled brat cats and can relate to many things in that video!
The best one in my opinion was cat # 2.
This big , lazy fat cat fears he's going to starve to death because his food bowl is half empty , yet again.

He even had the audacity to end his complaint with; " this may be my last entry.." in his diary

WTF!

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What gets me in the entire dialogue is the passive aggressive tone.
That is where the subtlety of the humor is brilliant!
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Re: The " Sad Cat " Diary.

There should have been an entry about how the authorities fail to show proper gratitude and enthusiasm for the precious gifts of headless mice laid lovingly on the door step.


I found one this morning. Yuck.

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Our two keep on fighting here and there and then the female screams like she's dying and sprays pee at the other one, and it's always a huge mess to breakup and clean up!
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