Re: Please welcome our two new moderators!
Okay, how about unlocking the banned thread now? That thread was like the local section of the morning paper.
Missing Pet Found
Mrs Crabapple's cat Misty was finally found but her back door neighbor, Mrs Thomason, reports that both her guinea pig and budgie have gone missing from their cages kept in the screened-in porch. Mrs. Thomason also reports that a portion of the screening on her porch was recently vandalized.
In other news, Vellocet was banned along with Qtip during a much needed house cleaning prompted by a reduction in moderators. While several members lamented the loss of these two, the accumulated "likes" on those posts were suspiciously low, although Qtip's likes were definitely higher.
Moderators refused to comment and speculation was rampant. One member stated she felt is was a shame that Q tip was banned because his marriage had rebounded, "however, now that he is getting laid like tile, he probably shouldn't be spending so much time here."
"Some women are blessed with multi-orgasmic ability for a reason and I'm damn sure not going to waste a blessing" ~FrenchFry
"Vaginas are tricky creatures." ~Lucy999
Last edited by Anon Pink; 04-02-2015 at 03:11 PM.