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@chumplady skewers this WW..this is a really good read - @chumplady nails it in a very direct but humorous manner...

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UBT: “A letter to my husband from his cheating wife”

April 1, 2016 by Chump Lady

Sorry seems to be the hardest word if you’re a cheater. Oh sure, they can say it, but for some reason they just can’t seem to mean it.

Why is the Universal Bullsh!t Translator so skeptical of cheater sincerity? Because your average cheater — the sort that posts their Sorry But I’m An Enlightened Creature Now confessionals online — can’t go two sentences without sniveling about their own butt-hurt selves.

This is so hard on ME! When are you going to stop being so mean to ME! AIGH! A consequence!

If you have to deflect the conversation from the pain you inflicted on innocents to your own self-inflicted pain? Yeah, your sorry is bullsh!t. Sorry.

Today’s UBT faux apology fodder is “A letter to my husband from his cheating wife.”

Right now we are messaging about bull**** stuff like your car and phone bills and your phone screen cracking. And my heart feels like it is being torn into shreds.


Enough about your Verizon data usage overages! ME! MY PAIN!

Attending a friend’s wedding last month confirmed that there is no one I want to ever go through that with again. You are my guy.

Except for that other guy I was ****ing. Weddings make me misty. For cake.

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“But not all men seek rest and peace; some are born with the spirit of the storm in their blood.” ― Robert E. Howard
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Favorite line...

"If I cheat on you again, I'll blame the aspartame. #f*ckyoudietcoke"



Also noticed that the original article over at medium.com has since been deleted.
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Burt: "You sound like a Scooby Doo villain."
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I noticed that the spelling was UK or Commonwealth proving once again that the U in UBT does truly stand for Universal.
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I have noticed that many cheaters are drawn to this overdramatic,word salad type of writing.
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Peel me a grape! Too funny...
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I hate to empty post but....Brilliant......

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Also noticed that the original article over at medium.com has since been deleted.
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I noticed that too I'm glad Chumplady saved it...the WW was a real piece of work..its all about her pain...

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I have noticed that many cheaters are drawn to this overdramatic,word salad type of writing.
Its another way of making it all about them...a drama with them at the center..all their tales of woe..please spare me---their wounds are self-inflicted

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I hate to empty post but....Brilliant......
I love this one also...lol


I am listening to acoustic versions of sad songs.


And if you don’t come back to me now I will resort to yodeling.

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I have noticed that many cheaters are drawn to this overdramatic,word salad type of writing.
Oh God....

Go read some of the dreck on SI.

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I like Chumplady. I wish I could be a member of her site but I can't.
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What's funny is that the original blog post is down.
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From the same site:

https://medium.com/p-s-i-love-you/st...436#.7qgf2j6ld

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Oh God....

Go read some of the dreck on SI.
Absolutely - some of the folks there sound like they are in the middle of a play...especially in the wayward section - where they all whine, whine and whine about sh!t they caused..let a BS actually fight back and they swarm giving hugs and support..as if the WS did nothing to deserve such treatment...Chumplady would slice and dice those folks up..i can think of a few WWs there who swarm when the prospect of an RA is brought up screaming how cheating isnt right..uh huh...tell that to your man you had on the side SMH

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That letter was so tone deaf..absolutely amazing..professions of love after an affair tend to ring hollow with the BS - no matter how pretty you write lol

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