skewers this WW..this is a really good read - @chumplady
nails it in a very direct but humorous manner...
UBT: “A letter to my husband from his cheating wife”
April 1, 2016 by Chump Lady
Sorry seems to be the hardest word if you’re a cheater. Oh sure, they can say it, but for some reason they just can’t seem to mean it.
Why is the Universal Bullsh!t Translator so skeptical of cheater sincerity? Because your average cheater — the sort that posts their Sorry But I’m An Enlightened Creature Now confessionals online — can’t go two sentences without sniveling about their own butt-hurt selves.
This is so hard on ME! When are you going to stop being so mean to ME! AIGH! A consequence!
If you have to deflect the conversation from the pain you inflicted on innocents to your own self-inflicted pain? Yeah, your sorry is bullsh!t. Sorry.
Today’s UBT faux apology fodder is “A letter to my husband from his cheating wife.”
Right now we are messaging about bull**** stuff like your car and phone bills and your phone screen cracking. And my heart feels like it is being torn into shreds.
Enough about your Verizon data usage overages! ME! MY PAIN! Attending a friend’s wedding last month confirmed that there is no one I want to ever go through that with again. You are my guy.
Except for that other guy I was ****ing. Weddings make me misty. For cake. (read the rest here)