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Top 10 lies women tell men

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#1 ·
Or however many you want to list!

No, I wasn't looking at that dude.

No, your belly protruding over your belt doesn't affect my sex drive.

No, I absolutely never, ever think of any of my exes when we are having sex.
 
#82 ·
I just don't understand this...if it's on the table before, why take it off just because you're married? Taking that out of rotation makes for a more boring sex life in my opinion. But I know many women do take it out. Had a neighbor ask me once if I did it as he looked over at his wife with a look on his face that told me she doesn't. Then he looked back at me and said "nevermind, I can tell you do" and let out a huge sigh. Poor guy!!!!

I'm still not sure if he was complimenting me or calling a *****. LOL
 
#90 ·
Some chubby female pop singer had a song about that with men. I'm sure the ladies get it.

Women don't have to use their mouths to lie. As Chris Rock said, women are the masters of the visual lie.
 
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#96 ·
Wow you guys....

Ok I’m not complaining! Just....

Ok my personal experience. Black guys are like white guys and some do, some don’t. I was never with one prior to the 2000’s so I don’t know about the way back machine. Also, some are good lovers but some not. They are not actually magic, they are just chocolate.

As for size, I don’t know. What I’ve encountered has been bigger than average but I’ve had a few friends tell me it’s not always true and not to rely on it. (I think I have read that it is statistically true though, yoink!)

Bottom line, they are like all men in that any one of them may be a good, great or horrible kisser, lover, etc.

Maybe @ReformedHubby will come offer his Tyrone report.
 
#100 ·
Here's a few from my circle of married friends:

1 I've never been married before
2 I wasn't still seeing my ex when we started dating
3 I never had an abortion
4 Number of total lovers (multiply by 3)
5 I've never had an affair
6 I always take my birth control pills -
closely related to:
7 Of course the child is yours
and also
8 No I don't want to order anything from the menu (then she eats half of your food)
 
#164 ·
This thread is funny
It started off talking about lies women tell but somehow ended up with men bragging about their baggage, or perhaps 'lying' about their baggage........... :) :)
Did you mean package rather than baggage?

But yes. Every thread is a penis thread waiting to happen, which of course means men telling us their size. All TAM men are 7 inches, which is not on the international size charts because they did not consider it a statistically significant amount of men to count. However if they had been counted, it would be clear that reading TAM makes the average man’s penis 1 inch longer.
 
#161 ·
I'm also pretty sure, if you're feeling a burning sensation, you should see your doctor.

My feeling was more of a longing. That was a really good explanation, though... other than that burning sensation. :D
 
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@BioFury, there's nothing stopping you from getting a sketch book, a pencil and finding a nearby life drawing group then giving it a go. With practice and a bit of guidance you might find you get good at it and may enjoy the activity.

That said drawing a foreshortened figure can sometimes be a challenge.
 
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