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Top 10 lies women tell men

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#1 ·
Or however many you want to list!

No, I wasn't looking at that dude.

No, your belly protruding over your belt doesn't affect my sex drive.

No, I absolutely never, ever think of any of my exes when we are having sex.
 
#8 ·
But this is an interesting statement for many women. I cannot say whether or not size matters as I have only ever know his size. I measured it when he kept asking me if it was the right size. I told him it did not matter at all, which it does not. I am very happy with it. But he thinks a little more would be better. I do not.
 
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#32 ·
It's ok. We broke up.

I'm not seeing anyone......

(Waking up in the morning after screwing the little blond sex pot all night and having her ask to run away with me. I groggily look into the eyes of an angry boyfriend. I realize my hand is on the cute little rump of a NOT SINGLE woman and it devovled from there...)

Obviously from my single days.

Having a hard time thinking of fibs Mrs. C uses.

P S. I realize men do the same thing.
 
#44 ·
In addition to the ones already mentioned:

I never lie ...

I never do this ...

I've never done (anything like) this before ...

I'm not drunk (I only had a single glass of wine) ...

I'm not going to puke ...

I'm usually not this crazy (or I'm usually not like this) ...

He's just a friend (or he is a happy family man or you have a dirty mind) ...

I didn't expect anything (from you) anyway ...

I promise I won't get angry ...

I'm not the jealous type ...

I've only had sex with (number) of men ...

My phone ran out of charge ...

I don't care about your ex, that was in the past ...

We just went to a quiet little wine bar to have a chat ...

I've never fooled around with him (or we were just good friends) ...

I won't tell anyone ...

This is not about me ...
 
#47 ·
Here is an honesty check...just for fun, to balance against the zany fun answers.

I have never told a guy he was the best or biggest if he wasn’t. I would have had plenty of other glowing words and phrases for them so “the best” just doesn’t come up unless you bring it up.

I am willing to be completely open and honest about solo time, but only if he is too. And only if we are both shame free and happy about it. Not if it is some kind of control or overview thing. But also, sometimes they don’t ask and you don’t either. In my case that happens when I feel really great about the person and I don’t see any reason to change anything or know about their solo habits (and they don’t ask either).

Therefore, I don’t ever lie about toys or solo time. I may not be forthcoming. It all depends on the relationship.

I actually do not ever put anything inanimate inside myself. Have done it more times than I can count, and not a single time did it feel good. A penis or a finger? Oh hell yeah!!!

My sisters who love their dildos, more power to ya. I would have forty of them if I liked it. And yes, I have tried them all. Just to make sure.
 
#59 ·
As the "lies" that have been posted here...

I have never told a guy he was the best or the biggest unless it was true. I also don't lie about it being good unless it was true but I don't go out of my way to say it sucked. I just refrain from saying anything unless asked and then I'm gentle but honest.

As far as lying about orgasming, with the exception of my first boyfriend, I have not lied about it happening. I'm pretty vocal when it happens so it's not like I have to say anything to let them know when it happens.

Toys and solo play..... I'm not big on masturbation but do own toys, mostly for my partners to use on me. I don't hide or lie about them but am picky about when I share that info and when they come out to play. If I had a partner go into my drawer and grab a toy to use on me without my express permission, I'd be soooo pissed. This is a new thing for me.

My common lie is the "fine" response when I'm far from it. It has more to do with my temper than anything else. I don't like fighting so when I get really angry it's best for me to cool down, think it through, then bring it up for discussion. Some may disagree and say fighting is good but if I let my angry thoughts loose right that moment, I would get loud and heads would roll.
 
#72 ·
Ugh! This has happened to me so many times except that I sometimes get "you don't really need that, you are piling on the weight" just before she scoffs the whole damn thing!
 
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