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  • About 3putt
    I am a:
    Male
    Relationship Status
    Divorced
    Length of time in current relationship:
    Undisclosed
    Sexual Orientation
    Heterosexual
    Biography
    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy - the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really.
    Location
    Myrtle Beach
    Interests
    Golf, Clemson athletics, reading, skirt chasing, midget tossing, pole dancing, grave robbing, barking at the moon, ped-egging my feet and butt, and chainsaw juggling.
    Occupation
    Self Employed
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    A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. -Mark Twain

    For the lips of an adulteress drip honey and smoother than oil is her speech. -Proverbs 5:3

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  • Join Date: 12-03-2012

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09-12-2018
08:30 PM - 3putt mentioned 2ntnuf in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
...your mom. Thanks 2ntnuf. Been a long, hard r...
04-01-2018
09:24 PM - 3putt mentioned ABHale in post Re: Wife (possibly) too close to coworker
...ence in this, while ABHale has two years here u...
03-12-2018
09:10 PM - 3putt mentioned EllisRedding in post Re: Post your latest purchase.
...ey.gif I'm betting EllisRedding has a pair just like...
03-09-2018
11:55 PM - 3putt mentioned donesies in post Re: Found out on V-Day
...ike she did with donesies when she embarked on...
11:29 PM - 3putt mentioned done in post Re: Found out on V-Day
...ike she did with donesies when she embarke...
03-03-2018
08:13 PM - 3putt mentioned Bandit in post
08:10 PM - 3putt mentioned Gus in post Deleted Posts
02-25-2018
12:49 PM - Cynthia mentioned 3putt in post Re: Now husband cheated before marriage
... Oops. Thank you, 3putt
07-23-2016
05:01 PM - Anon Pink mentioned 3putt in post

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09-28-2018
08:19 PM - 3putt quoted Toolate131 in post
09-17-2018
10:40 PM - Haiku quoted 3putt in post Re: Im drinking too much
My kinda dude! But you...
09:45 PM - 3putt quoted Haiku in post Re: Im drinking too much
I limit my drinking to day...
09:31 PM - 3putt quoted Luminous in post Re: Humorous Memes - v2.0 Extreme
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09-15-2018
08:48 AM - 2ntnuf quoted 3putt in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
Oh wow! LOL https://twi...
09-14-2018
08:35 PM - 3putt quoted personofinterest in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
I think the thing that will be so tou...
08:29 PM - 3putt quoted Akinaura in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
Its Friday and the winds have...
09:03 AM - As'laDain quoted 3putt in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
Where are you located? Apo...
09-13-2018
08:23 PM - 3putt quoted Akinaura in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
Well it's Thursday, and last ...
08:22 PM - 3putt quoted Akinaura in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
Well it's Thursday, and last ...
09-12-2018
08:40 PM - 3putt quoted 2ntnuf in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
My mum had dementia and det...
08:35 PM - 2ntnuf quoted 3putt in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
Thanks 2ntnuf. Been a long...
08:30 PM - 3putt quoted 2ntnuf in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
...your mom. Thanks 2ntnuf. Been a long, hard r...
08:21 PM - 3putt quoted Prodigal in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
3putt - Are you hunkering dow...
06:02 PM - 3putt quoted Akinaura in post Re: Florence: First Major Storm is the Real Deal
Yeah, we are currently laughi...
08-20-2018
08:58 PM - 3putt quoted OutofRetirement in post Re: Not Really Cheating?
Has your mother-in-law apologized ye...
08-19-2018
07:52 PM - 3putt quoted Prodigal in post
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08-12-2018
09:51 PM - 3putt quoted turnera in post Re: Where do I go from here?
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09:48 PM - 3putt quoted ConanHub in post Deleted Posts
 
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