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I broke down and answered that one, so I was a little disappointed in myself. Practice on small things makes the more important things easier to refuse.


When home the front door stands open. I like bright sunlit rooms. I've never been concerned about a burglar stealing cash or credit cards. Like the old old joke goes, I figure if a bulgar got my cc's he'd spend less than my former wife anyway.



Besides, I rarely have visitors so a poor unsuspecting home invader would find himself stuck because I'd make him sit and talk with me for a couple hours. That'll teach him.

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When home the front door stands open. I like bright sunlit rooms. I've never been concerned about a burglar stealing cash or credit cards. Like the old old joke goes, I figure if a bulgar got my cc's he'd spend less than my former wife anyway.



Besides, I rarely have visitors so a poor unsuspecting home invader would find himself stuck because I'd make him sit and talk with me for a couple hours. That'll teach him.
Do you have cold beer? If yes, where are you? Do you have a large mean dog? I guess I can just look for large piles of poop. Just teasing.
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Do you have cold beer? If yes, where are you? Do you have a large mean dog? I guess I can just look for large piles of poop. Just teasing.
Are you kidding? I have beer, yeah. What time can you make it?

Ps - And the dogs are harmless. They always have bloody tissue hanging from their lips.
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Are you kidding? I have beer, yeah. What time can you make it?

Ps - And the dogs are harmless. They always have bloody tissue hanging from their lips.


Those are great come backs!

Sorry, I can't make it. Me and bloody tissue don't get along.

Love that dog. I'd love to have a Bermese or Burmese Mountain dog. I think that's how you spell it? 200 lbs. of loving affection...and 40 lbs. of poop at a time.

As a pup:



As an adult:


Oh, and it's Bernese Mountain Dog. Sorry, been some time since I checked them out.

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I don't understand why it's the man in the TAM logo at the top of the page that is kneeling and offering a ring for some long term nooky?

When will women take a stand and get on their knee? Seems a bit lopsided.
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I don't understand why it's the man in the TAM logo at the top of the page that is kneeling and offering a ring for some long term nooky?

When will women take a stand and get on their knee? Seems a bit lopsided.
We already get on our knees.....
Think about it.

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We already get on our knees.....
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That's painful and I never asked anyone to get on their knees.

I don't mind lying down, if they ask nice.


Seriously though, no, maybe it's a joke. Take a look at my post again.

I wrote, "When will women take a stand and get on their knee?"

Get it? I didn't realize what I typed.
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I don't understand why it's the man in the TAM logo at the top of the page that is kneeling and offering a ring for some long term nooky?

When will women take a stand and get on their knee? Seems a bit lopsided.
Here, here!
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@2ntnuf I was only joking!
Besides women can propose on the 29th February every four years!
What sort of ring you want?

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Those are great come backs!

Sorry, I can't make it. Me and bloody tissue don't get along.

Love that dog. I'd love to have a Bermese or Burmese Mountain dog. I think that's how you spell it? 200 lbs. of loving affection...and 40 lbs. of poop at a time.

As a pup:



As an adult:


Oh, and it's Bernese Mountain Dog. Sorry, been some time since I checked them out.
(I stole the bloody line from some comedian. I don't remember who.)

Nice dogs. What's their name?

I had a Great Dane on the farm. It was only about 175 pounds I think. I cut weight I'd get into plastics and snowmobile suit with big boots and run laps through snow and ice around the house. Without fail I'd end up tripping on his frozen concrete pooh piles few times. Lol.

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I wrote, "When will women take a stand and get on their knee?"

Get it? I didn't realize what I typed.
That sounds like something my dad often said when we were growing up... "get up and sit down". So confusing.

I can't kneel. It actually hurts. Haven't been able since a car accident in my early twenties. In that case... you are correct. It actually is quite painful.

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@2ntnuf I was only joking!
Besides women can propose on the 29th February every four years!
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I want a watch.

If I had the experience of a loving marriage, I might consider something, but not a ring. I don't want to be anyone's possession.

My love can't be purchased. I give it freely, deeply and obsessively, when I do. That last part I will need to work on or let go whenever or if love ever enters my life again.

Why don't women feel that way when they get a ring?
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(I stole the bloody line from some comedian. I don't remember who.)

Nice dogs. What's their name?

I had a Great Dane on the farm. It was only about 175 pounds I think. I cut weight I'd get into plastics and snowmobile suit with big boots and run laps through snow and ice around the house. Without fail I'd end up tripping on his frozen concrete pooh piles few times. Lol.
I don't have any. I met one once back in 2011 when I was a total mental and physical wreck. Falling apart from the separation, I was nearly completely out of my mind. My life outside of my marriage, was also falling apart. I could not help my mother or care for her. I wanted to save her from the fate she met, though it was likely not possible. I wanted to save my marriage and keep feeling the love I always wanted, though I was likely in such a bad marriage the first time, what my second wife did looked and felt like love and I could accept what she was doing, as long as she kept it secret. I was deeply in denial, obsessively loving her through whatever came along, and denying even the consideration of what was real.

So, this woman walks her dog through the area I live and right in front of my apartment. Her dog caught my attention and I felt no fear. I felt love and a childish innocence, even just looking at the dog.

I slowly walked up near the woman and dog and asked about him. We talked a bit and then I got the dog to smell me and consider me. Some of what I said to the woman made no sense to her. I was babbling a bit from the nature of my issues. I was mumbling. I was afraid of her, but not the dog, for some reason.

I petted him a little and he got really close to me as I stood there. He pushed his side against me and stood on my right foot at the same time. It was like he was claiming me. It was like he knew something was wrong. He was very heavy and beautiful. He was resolute and unafraid. He was kind and loving. I felt like he wanted to help me.

Eventually, I got low to the ground and petted and hugged him. I felt a growing love inside of me. I guess I needed someone to love me so badly, that his love shined through my issues.

As I typed above, feeling like he wanted to knock me down with his paw on my right foot and his side pushing against me, while down at his level, he pushed me over. He then stepped over me and stood as if to protect me from something or someone. He would not move and I could not move him.

The woman couldn't believe it. She hadn't seen him do that before, but she knew it was in their nature. She tugged at him and told him to get off, but he resisted. I had to let him know I was okay. He then stepped over and let me up.

Great dogs. Sorry for the long post. I didn't know how else to let you know why I like them so much. Later that day, I cried realizing I was a terrible mess. So bad in fact, a dog knew it.
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I want a watch.

If I had the experience of a loving marriage, I might consider something, but not a ring. I don't want to be anyone's possession.

My love can't be purchased. I give it freely, deeply and obsessively, when I do. That last part I will need to work on or let go whenever or if love ever enters my life again.

Why don't women feel that way when they get a ring?
Some do feel this way, 2ntnuf. They are few and far between, but they exist. I promise.

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Some do feel this way, 2ntnuf. They are few and far between, but they exist. I promise.

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I guess I don't get why those who want a ring seem to always point to the sex, like they didn't really want it, but felt obligated and now want paid?

I hate to post that, but I don't know how to make it sound less controversial.
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