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Cool Sad Farewell to Terry Jones of Monty Python

Terry Jones of Monty Python renown passed away Saturday at the age of 77.

His earthly presence will be greatly missed! He was a great one!



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"lightly killed" lol. I'll be watching Monty Python Holy Grail tonight in honour of his passing.
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Just as I will be viewing his disgusting Mr. Creosote bit, from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life!

All while merging tears of utter laughter with abject sadness!

There will never be another Mr. Creosote!

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Sir Bedevere (Terry Jones): There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1 : Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1 : Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1 : More witches.
Peasant 2 : Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3 : ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1 : Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1 : Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1 : No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1 : Bread.
Peasant 2 : Apples.
Peasant 3 : Very small rocks.
Peasant 1 : Cider.
Peasant 2 : Gravy.
Peasant 3 : Cherries.
Peasant 1 : Mud.
Peasant 2 : Churches.
Peasant 3 : Lead! Lead!
King Arthur : A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1 : If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2 : ...A witch!


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Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.

Mr Creosote: No.

Maitre D: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.

Mr Creosote: No. **** off - I'm full... [Belches]

Maitre D: Oh sir... it's only wafer thin.

Mr Creosote: Look - I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.

Maitre D: Oh sir, just... just one...

Mr Creosote: Oh all right. Just one.

Maitre D: Just the one, sir... voila... bon appetit...

[Mr Creosote somehow manages to stuff the wafer-thin mint into his mouth and then swallows. The Maitre D takes a flying leap and cowers behind some potted plants. There is an ominous splitting sound. Mr Creosote looks rather helpless and then he explodes, covering waiters, diners, and technicians in a truly horrendous mix of half digested food, entrails and parts of his body. People start vomiting.]
Maitre D: [returns to Mr Creosote's table] Thank you, sir, and now the check.

We will miss you, oh great one.

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Please don't knock me for saying this, but it looks like I've got A LOT of catching up to do as far as Monty Python is concerned. I've seen it advertised but I've ever, EVER watched it.

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Just as I will be viewing his disgusting Mr. Creosote bit, from Monty Python and the Meaning of Life!

All while merging tears of utter laughter with abject sadness!

There will never be another Mr. Creosote!
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Please don't knock me for saying this, but it looks like I've got A LOT of catching up to do as far as Monty Python is concerned. I've seen it advertised but I've ever, EVER watched it.
The Holy Grail is the best to start with in my opinion...
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The Holy Grail is the best to start with in my opinion...
Noted.


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